Authors:
A
B
C
D
E
F
G
H
I
J
K
L
M
N
O
P
Q
R
S
T
U
V
W
X
Y
Z

Chris Rock quotes

Born: 7 Feb 1966

Yeah, I love being famous. It's almost like being white, y'know? Chris Rock
- I Love
- Being Famous
- White
- Like
- Yeah
The thing that surprised me the most is just how much money women that weren't rich were paying for their hair. When you're in a beauty parlor in Harlem next to abandoned buildings and somebody's paying five grand for a weave, that's a bit much. Chris Rock
- Parlor
- Just
- You
- Grand
- Abandoned
I've seen women who don't have great relationships with their dads, and it all comes down to this: You have to tell girls you love them every day. Chris Rock
- Relationships
- Down
- Every
- Every Day
- Seen
Kids always act up the most before they go to sleep. Chris Rock
- Always
- Go
- Kids
- Before
- Most
Right now, my job is that I'm like an ambulance chaser. I've got to look for movies with white guys falling out of them. Chris Rock
- Ambulance
- Look
- White
- Right
- Falling
Comedians tend to find a comfort zone and stay there and do lamer versions of themselves for the rest of their career. Chris Rock
- Comfort
- Tend
- Rest
- Comedians
- Zone
I'll go back to comedy clubs when they get a real no-camera policy, the same way they did with smoking. Chris Rock
- Go
- Clubs
- Real
- Get
- Did
When I hear people talk about juggling, or the sacrifices they make for their children, I look at them like they're crazy, because 'sacrifice' infers that there was something better to do than being with your children. Chris Rock
- Look
- Something
- Make
- Talk
- About
Now that I have children, I realize taking care of my children is more fun than anything in the whole world. Chris Rock
- Taking
- Anything
- Care
- Realize
- Fun
President of the United States is you know, our boss, so you know, the President and the First Lady are kinda like the Mom and the Dad of the country. And when your Dad says something you listen. Chris Rock
- Country
- First Lady
- United States
- You
- Know
Anything I say about women, I try to make sure that at least five or six friends of mine are going through a similar situation. That way I'm not picking on my wife. Chris Rock
- Wife
- Mine
- Say
- Five
- About
You can write a great country record and still be angry. Who's angrier than Toby Keith? He's angrier than the average 10 rappers. Chris Rock
- He
- Record
- Rappers
- Write
- Angry
My goal in life was to host the MTV Awards, because it's the awards show that Prince sang on, and that was the awards show that Eddie Murphy hosted and Arsenio hosted. Chris Rock
- Show
- Eddie Murphy
- Sang
- Host
- Prince
I live in a neighborhood so bad that you can get shot while getting shot. Chris Rock
- Live
- Shot
- Neighborhood
- While
- Get
Black people dominate sports in the United States. 20% of the population and 90% of the final four. Chris Rock
- Black
- Final
- Population
- People
- Dominate
I think my best work is when I'm kind of in charge. Chris Rock
- Think
- Best Work
- Charge
- I Think
- Kind
After I left high school and got my GED, I studied broadcast journalism for a year at a community college. Chris Rock
- Community
- Year
- High
- School
- Left
There's some downsides to being famous, which are not even worth mentioning. But to combat the bad sides of being famous, you really should take advantage of the good sides. The good sides are, you can use that fame to get projects you might not normally get. Chris Rock
- Might
- Normally
- Being Famous
- You
- Get
If a woman tells you she's twenty and looks sixteen, she's twelve. If she tells you she's twenty-six and looks twenty-six, she's damn near fourty. Chris Rock
- Looks
- Damn
- Twenty
- You
- She
A man is only as faithful as his options. Chris Rock
- Faithful
- His
- Man
- Options
- Only
Charlie Brown is the one person I identify with. C.B. is such a loser. He wasn't even the star of his own Halloween special. Chris Rock
- He
- Star
- Halloween
- Charlie Brown
- His
You can only offend me if you mean something to me. Chris Rock
- You
- Me
- Offend
- Something
- Only
Gun control? We need bullet control! I think every bullet should cost 5,000 dollars. Because if a bullet cost five thousand dollar, we wouldn't have any innocent bystanders. Chris Rock
- Dollars
- Need
- Five
- Should
- Bullet
I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an excuse. But right now there's no rehab for stupidity. Chris Rock
- Rehab
- Now
- Sometimes
- High
- Right
I have my own demons and dark moods. It's weird. Chris Rock
- Dark
- Demons
- Weird
- Own
- Moods
There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. Chris Rock
- Need
- Compliments
- Things
- Only
- Three